Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Top 5 reasons FaceBook will not succeed.

  1. MySpace allows you customize your profile however you want! If history has taught us anything, it is that people like animated gifs! Marky "Mark" Zuckerberg fails to realize this obvious fact.

  2. You can login to many other websites with your Facebook account (including MySpace), so why would you need to go to facebook.com?? MySpace has better features and more entertaining people, all available just by logging in with your FaceBook information.

  3. Facebook was stolen. There's even a documentary out about this. On another note, I must congratulate Mark Zuckerberg. He did a great job acting in The Social Network, Adventureland, and Zombieland!

  4. There is a reason so many countries block FaceBook. It is simply not a good website.
    People's Republic of China, Vietnam, Iran, Uzbekistan, Pakistan, Syria, and Bangladesh (Thank you Wikipedia)

  5. Facebook can only be access through the internet. This one is pretty self explanatory.

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